I got to tal...

I got to talk to my bestest college fratboy friend, Chris, tonight - he offered me his hot big brother for my birthday present!The Chris quote of the night:"i'm gonna make out with you right now and I don't want to hear any fucking lip about it!" (he's great with the ladies.. for serious)Other Chris-isms On his love life:"Man, I just wanna be normal, you know? Make out with a lot of girls, get laid all the time, have threesomes..."On social relations:"Yeah, you're laughing. You won't find it so funny when I have an orgy with your entire sorority!"On hanging out with me:"Friday night, when people ask, I'm gonna tell them I'm going to the zoo. And then I'm gonna come pick you up, and we're gonna go to a club, and just drink and go wild with everyone there, then go back to your house and go fucking wild on each other. And saturday, when I get back, still wearing the same clothes, everyone's gonna ask, 'you were at the zoo all this time?', and I'm gonna say, yeah, I was with some real wild animals!"On home decorating:"Seriously though chrissy, can we go buy some curtains for my room, hang them up, and make out?" On my career:"I've gotta tell you.. Since you've been teaching, I mean, yeah, you're my best friend and all.. but I've had this fantasy about you giving me detention, if you know what I mean."~~But does everyone think I prance around in tight skirts, tight white button downs, glasses and high heels, and carry a wooden ruler? (cause i do, you know. ;)