Monday, June 18, 2007
Jesus H. Chri...
Jesus H. Christ on a jumped-up pony, while I was showering, my @!%$%# dog climbed on the table, pulled my !#^#@$#@ FENDI bag onto the floor and proceeded to gnaw through the strap and ruin it, get the bag open, chew on my cell phone, destroying the antenna and scratching the face, chew up at LEAST 60 bucks, put teeth holes in my drivers license and Visa card, crack open a pen, and shred about a dozen tissues. ::shakes fist:: To the pound!
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Our back-up dog chews my wife's underwear, and ATE one of my gloves.ATE it.How come my dogs never dress up in pilot outfits, and chase the Red Baron? Or write novels, or get to be Head Beagle?bah...
back-up? Is there a canine chain of command in your house?Heh. Let me not tell you what my dog has ingested, requiring overnight visits to the vet ;)My question is this... isn't there some sort of doggy sniff sensor that alerts them to the food/not food nature of items they encounter?Did you get your glove back yet?And man, my beagle is too damn lazy to write novels or chase the Red Baron, unless of course, he was in possession of tortillas or hamburgers or macaroni. (and he chews off all of the clothing we've ever bought him, including the oh-so-adorable snow booties to protect his wittle feets. Mush!)
ah, see, i was gonna ask what kind of dog it is, but now i know.a dead dog. dead dog walking.
cute, but dead.
TELL me about it. Thank God I took my paycheck out earlier, lol.
Really.Miss chatting with you, darlin'
me too :(I left you a message on yahoo just now, but I'm off to bed shortly. Maybe I'll catch you tomorrow :)
by the way.. that was laugh out loud funny, not in the aol haha sense, but in the "i actually laughed out loud" sense :)
Never got itAnd I am on YAHOO
utoh.. might need to log in and out then, I just IM'd you again.. still says you're offline?
i'll try to log in again.
"aaaannnnd now, Ladies and Germs, watch in amazement as I make my lovely assistant, the shoe, disappear."
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